tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post3557941919796395151..comments2024-02-14T04:35:46.031-05:00Comments on Up The Hill Backwards: An Infomercial of LiesSuziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13150191994661266181noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-48543021368275290492009-02-22T00:08:00.000-05:002009-02-22T00:08:00.000-05:00LOL! Only a few more years and you, too, can enjoy...LOL! Only a few more years and you, too, can enjoy the company of B as a teenager!!! Maybe the program offered on the TV will be new and improved! Save that number!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13569720420483740487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-4646747102513993332009-02-20T21:37:00.000-05:002009-02-20T21:37:00.000-05:00NyQuil.No not for him - for YOU!I've been sick thi...NyQuil.<BR/><BR/>No not for him - for YOU!<BR/><BR/>I've been sick this last week, and I discovered that when I'm on NyQuil, Cakes can scream all she wants. I don't notice, because that stuff knocks me on my butt!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-22696747941120650112009-02-20T16:39:00.000-05:002009-02-20T16:39:00.000-05:00What did you do when they said it was only for 12-...What did you do when they said it was only for 12-18 year olds? I'd be screaming at the top of my lungs, followed by a good fat gulp of stale water. Breathe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-662858602465163292009-02-20T11:41:00.000-05:002009-02-20T11:41:00.000-05:00Call Super Nanny!Call Super Nanny!Adriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05583029102450754497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-37822600423222313822009-02-20T10:48:00.000-05:002009-02-20T10:48:00.000-05:00HA! only 8 more years and then I'll promptly give ...HA! only 8 more years and then I'll promptly give them a call!The Mrs.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05390271129994451360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-91467378025363332452009-02-20T03:48:00.000-05:002009-02-20T03:48:00.000-05:00Earplugs? A sound proof room? No? I got nothing el...Earplugs? A sound proof room? No? <BR/><BR/>I got nothing else.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-51872055580714668802009-02-20T02:06:00.001-05:002009-02-20T02:06:00.001-05:00Wow, bummer.Wow, bummer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-65553164469416124302009-02-20T02:06:00.000-05:002009-02-20T02:06:00.000-05:00Wow, bummer.Wow, bummer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-2136977336815130942009-02-19T23:18:00.000-05:002009-02-19T23:18:00.000-05:00Don't worry, by the time he's a teenager you'll be...Don't worry, by the time he's a teenager you'll be lucky to get grunts and single words out of him!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-13750969070249065612009-02-19T19:29:00.000-05:002009-02-19T19:29:00.000-05:00...and this too shall pass! Promise....and this too shall pass! Promise.Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16619199535376925989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-71852574394680579412009-02-19T14:48:00.000-05:002009-02-19T14:48:00.000-05:00Try the whisper technique. Start whispering to hi...Try the whisper technique. Start whispering to him and maybe he will quiet down. I don't have any little ones of my own, but I used to be the "Baby Whisperer" for the babies of my co-workers. It was crazy how often it worked. If that doesn't work, you only have eight years to wait to start the infomercial program.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05293768327215520595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-86017718538540575132009-02-19T14:24:00.000-05:002009-02-19T14:24:00.000-05:00It gets way better when they're in elementary scho...It gets way better when they're in elementary school - they really aim to please then - but sure, then they hit 13 and it's all downhill from there. <BR/><BR/>Sigh.Vered https://www.blogger.com/profile/09453358346751699999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-54040217264904615762009-02-19T13:56:00.000-05:002009-02-19T13:56:00.000-05:00seems B is advanced for his age. lolseems B is advanced for his age. lolQueen-Size funny bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14134308455271808356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-36638028091012950182009-02-19T13:36:00.000-05:002009-02-19T13:36:00.000-05:00Maybe B needs to just watch the infomercial and th...Maybe B needs to just watch the infomercial and that will scare him straight! This is why we always keep lots of alcohol in the house.Not Your Aunt Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11170586207423260492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-19046762299531038682009-02-19T13:07:00.000-05:002009-02-19T13:07:00.000-05:00I like the reverse screaming idea.Of course, you c...I like the reverse screaming idea.<BR/><BR/>Of course, you could also substitute that water with vodka...<BR/><BR/>:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-3719361876471295672009-02-19T12:13:00.000-05:002009-02-19T12:13:00.000-05:00I feel your pain!I feel your pain!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625757548565839321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-82146853616976690942009-02-19T12:11:00.000-05:002009-02-19T12:11:00.000-05:00Have you tried screaming louder than him???? Reve...Have you tried screaming louder than him???? Reverse screaming it just might work. :)Valarie Leahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03246244572843705930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-39910797545944022362009-02-19T11:44:00.000-05:002009-02-19T11:44:00.000-05:00See... And I would have taken the bad water away a...See... And I would have taken the bad water away and walked out of the room, 'cause that's what my did would've done. After 8 kids, nothing phased my Dad anymore. He's bullet-proof. Actually, I think that happened before the 7th kid. I wouldn't recommend having 8 kids though. It hardly seems worth it.Barbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16660942367303941481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-55753882400022939332009-02-19T11:29:00.000-05:002009-02-19T11:29:00.000-05:00I think you've discovered a new niche market. Some...I think you've discovered a new niche market. Someone should totally capitalize on this...Kate Coveny Hoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18006589284938683965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-36583877885872950272009-02-19T10:29:00.000-05:002009-02-19T10:29:00.000-05:00Just hang on to that number. You will need it aga...Just hang on to that number. You will need it again one day:)Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480046958714954128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-50322957926240970532009-02-19T10:08:00.000-05:002009-02-19T10:08:00.000-05:00Hilarious! If it sounds too good to be true, appar...Hilarious! If it sounds too good to be true, apparently it is. I once got an email from a company wanting me to advertise their similar product and it cost around $300 for a book and a dvd!Kmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06331299132081697023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-56277897023031007622009-02-19T09:48:00.000-05:002009-02-19T09:48:00.000-05:00Noooo, but now you have time to save up for it$$Noooo, but now you have time to save up for it$$Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06476595338905840856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-2170831135630438082009-02-19T09:38:00.000-05:002009-02-19T09:38:00.000-05:00He's jumping the shark a bit on the teenage queend...He's jumping the shark a bit on the teenage queendom, don't you think? Just trying to get ahead of the game, I am sure.<BR/><BR/>I promise I am not laughing right now.zipbagofboneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02845215266169983575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-70814259646821297332009-02-19T09:23:00.000-05:002009-02-19T09:23:00.000-05:00Yes, your kid might currently be acting like an al...Yes, your kid might currently be acting like an alien, but at least you can fit into your skinny jeans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821168775357077823.post-4340272961136383792009-02-19T08:53:00.000-05:002009-02-19T08:53:00.000-05:00Well shoot.I've got a great pair of earmuffs. Sha...Well shoot.<BR/>I've got a great pair of earmuffs. Shall I send them to you?Rebecca Ramseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14851717214205302476noreply@blogger.com