Dear Little S:
I'm writing this letter to let you know about a few things that have been on my mind of late. I am your Mommy and love you so I feel its my duty to be up front about an issue that needs discussion.
First off let me start with a few positive points. Thank you so much for not calling me Daddy anymore. I really appreciate it. Mama is much better. And I gotta tell you I love the wet, snotty, open mouth kisses you give more than chocolate.
While I am very impressed with your developmental leaps I do have an issue that needs to be addressed.
Your interest in the toilet is admirable. I'm hopeful it may lead to early potty training and that is great but I must point out a reoccurring social fopah you have been discovered doing on multiple occasions. Believe me I say this because I love you and want what's best for you.
Please stop sticking your hand in the toilet after your brother has gone pee pee.
Please stop splashing around in the pee pee toilet water.
And for goodness sake please please do not do a full hand lick after the pee pee potty play.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Love
Your Mommy
That kid is going to have one hell of a immune system! I say keep letting her do it. She may end up being the healthiest one in the house.
ReplyDeleteI caught the 2yo in my house playing in the cat sand box the other day!
ReplyDeleteKids - the excitement never ends. Wait, am I NOT supposed to play in pee pee toilet water? I thought that only applied to the poo poo water.
ReplyDeleteEeewwwwww! Not nice!
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh!!!! Not pee pee toilet water!!!! Oh I would so not be able to handle that! I would have to put the kid in the tub for hours just to make sure all pee pee cooties were long gone!
ReplyDelete~shudder~
Oh yeah! Does brother mind if she's in the bathroom with him while he's doing his thing?
ReplyDeleteTake care,
Julie
Oh, man! Please teach this kid to read fast!
ReplyDeleteFun blog, Marie. I found you at Rebecca Ramsey's this morning.
Ronnie - in a small town in Georgia
Eew!
ReplyDeleteYour letter reminds me...I need to write a letter to Tanner the Slobber Dog about the exact same thing.
Yikes! You might also draft a letter to big brother requesting that he close the door and flush...
ReplyDeleteAwww, isnt that fun!
ReplyDeleteJust popping to say.. uh, I read your post. Maybe one of your(other)artist friends can do a picture book, showing what not to do in this situation, or is this already in a kid's potty book?
ReplyDeleteYour kids entertain me so!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a hard one! I have to physically restrain my twins from sticking their heads directly under the 3 year old's pee pee flow (to get the best view I guess?)
ReplyDeleteI read on somebody's blog yesterday that their child said to them, "Oh, Mom, I forgot to tell you...yesterday I accidentally dropped your toothbrush in the toilet, but I rinsed it off so it's okay." She then wanted to rinse her mouth out with bleach. Gross!
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say, "What doesn't kill them makes them stronger." She must be very strong indeed.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh!! Ewww. Bet you use tons of antibacterial soap! Why is it they must *immediately* put their hands in their mouths after touching something icky?? ;)
ReplyDeleteoh jesus.
ReplyDeletePee splashing? Better than pee swimming I guess.
ReplyDeleteGawd, you and Clive Barker...
ReplyDeleteyeach.
your prim cuz xx
Oh no...so funny, but so horrible at the same time. :-o
ReplyDeleteOh I TOTALLY feel ya!
ReplyDeleteYes! yes yes yes!
ReplyDeleteAmy does this too. *shudder*
wow. thats pretty gross. my little one likes to catch his brothers pee midstream.
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