Up The Hill Backwards

My house day time: Mommy are there pink grapes? Magenta? What does the word future mean? Why aren't there any asteroids crash...

Today was the final day for my son's third grade Nigeria project. The project that was supposed to be and I quote, "A little someth...

An Ode to the Gate I Have Opened Each Morning for the Past 14 Years Dear old ugly storefront gate It’s you I truly truly hate You’re ...

You know what's funny?  Giving your kids corn on the cob when they have no front teeth. Please note not one ke...

Last night I came home to a line of ants walking through my children's bedroom window.  My son was sitting by the window with a strange ...

Todays the day. The day of the dreaded test. My poor son has had nightmares and anxiety attacks about this test. Its gotten so bad I actuall...

You may have wondered if I have taken another leave of absence from my blogging.  have I abandoned ship, skipped town, tripped the light fan...

Last night at about 1:30 am I was awakened by my daughter handing me something. Past experience has taught me that anything handed to me in ...

Tonight is going to be the first night I've spent the night away from the kids unless you count a hospital stay for gallstones (which in...