Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Im On A Diet

Now that I am trying I mean really trying to loose weight I am totally obsessed. In my head I am already skinny. I am wearing the latest fashions shopping at the regular stores and not "women stores". In my head I am already a foxy,pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful hot tamale.
In fact I am a such a modely, gal who looks so fabulous men follow me drooling as I walk down the street. I am so gorgeous in my head that I can't believe I have to work this daily job people should just throw money at me because I am that beautiful. I am such a looker people have to wear sunglasses so as not to be blinded by my hot, fantastic bod. Its amazing I have not been discovered by the media yet.

So as long as I maneuver carefuly being sure not to see the size tags on my clothes I should be fine.
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18 comments:

  1. DebbieJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    I think you have the right idea. Don't they say that visualization is half the battle? Good for you.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    I am totally in awe of you're hotness. You are a godess.

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  3. UnknownJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Keep visualizing your most awesome self!

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  4. AdrienneJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Cut the tags off! And while you're altering labels, re-label this post skinny!

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  5. Rebecca RamseyJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    You are so dazzling that I'd better put on my shades!

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  6. UnknownJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    Can I hang out with you?
    I'll even leave my Pop-Tarts and sensible shoes at home!

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Wow. Don't I feel all schleppy sitting here in my moo moo and fuzzy slippers.

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  8. Kate Coveny HoodJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    I think you've found the key to true happiness.

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  9. AprilJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    OR you could picture yourself at 400 pounds, and then you'll be happier with your current weight! I'm all for instant gratification.

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  10. Tales From the EurovanJanuary 6, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    You go girl! I'm on the losing weight boat too. Here's to being great and fit!
    Take care,
    Julie

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  11. Valarie LeaJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Don't think of it as a diet, I mean for goodness sakes, that word has the word "DIE" in it. It can't be good.

    Feel free to use what I call it, an Alternate Eating Plan. At least when I say that I am not reminded that I am DIEing of hunger on my DIEt.

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  12. Not Your Aunt BJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    You are so much better than me. I can't even visualize goddess right now. Maybe tomorrow, when I start my diet. Maybe.

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  13. zipbagofbonesJanuary 6, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    I achieve the same end by means of avoiding mirrors. You hot tamale, you!

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  14. Queen-Size funny boneJanuary 6, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    oh I did all that and then woke up.

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  15. The Mrs.January 6, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    sweet. Can I be skinny in your head too?

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  16. annieJanuary 6, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Ditto The Mrs. Can I be skinny in your head also?? I mean, you can make me really skinny so I fit if you need to.

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  17. SusanJanuary 6, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    I think there is room in that head for all of us to be thought skinny. I wish I had your imagination. I started my weight loss blog three months ago, and while I visualized much the same thing, I have only lost four pounds, how do we get said visualization to become reality?
    Look out Photoshop! Take care, Susan.

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  18. Mama SmurfJanuary 6, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    skinny - feel it, be it, walk it, talk it, strut it....blah blah blah....LOL

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