Note to any Elves that may be blogging today:
Please feel free to sneak into my apartment while I'm on vacation and clean everything. I know you guys fix shoes so you never know cleaning may be a speciality too. The clutter in my apartment has reached such a new high that I feel the only way to concur it is to either move or rent a steam shovel. So any compulsively clean elves please feel free...really...
Please note: This does not include elves with:
a police record for burglary
crack problems
gang tattoos
or mice disguised as elves
So let me get this straight. You are going to do background checks on elves? Santa you are not.
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ReplyDeleteI hope you're having a great time.
Send some elves my way! :) tina
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