Little Golden Books That Never Made It
Little Golden Books That Never Made It
(Don't blame me I ripped this off from an email....)
- You 're Different and That's Bad
- The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
- Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
- Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- Some Kittens Can Fly
- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
- Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
- Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
- That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
HA! Im sure they would have been classics if they had made it to the shelves.
ReplyDeleteI could have sworn my parents read me that last one as a child.
ReplyDeleteSo, it's your mission in life to make me smile EVERY SINGLE DAY?
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These are so funny, I almost blew Diet Coke out of my nose! I swear, someone read the "Whining, Crying and Kicking" one to my youngest, because we are LIVING it right now.
ReplyDeleteLOL... I think these are teenagers books.. gread post
ReplyDeleteA-ha! I knew you could die from eating vegetables!
ReplyDeleteMy neighborhood apparently has The Joy of Playing in Traffic and Sure, Your Dog Can Poop in My Yard
ReplyDeleteYou back? Dang!
ReplyDeletei love these..they are very very funny and deeply cynical. Marellous.
How's tricks.
Your cuz xxxxx
Hahahaha! Love the one that some some kittens fly!
ReplyDeleteLol. To funny.
ReplyDeleteI love this list - it makes me crack up!
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