Showing posts with label bath. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bath. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I Am the Empress of the Blog Universe!!!

Oh OH Oh! So many comments. My precious my comments. I'm all a flutter. I can barely blog through all the greedy laughter all of your comments have created. I now realize I am one of the in crowd, I am one of the cool kids yes maybe I am empress of the BLOG WORLD!!!!!!! Yes I may have had to bribe some of you to comment promising you the riches of Baby Einstein DVDs but no matter it does not tarnish this moment. I AM JUST SO COOL.

I have tried to convince my family of this. As little S sits in the dog water bowl getting ready to drop the TV remote in the water I shout "Little baby do you know who I am? It is I Suzie the cool gal who got 29 comments yesterday. Please do not drop that TV remote in the dog bowl. Did you not read the Laundress's comment who said "I am not commenting because I want the giveaway...I'm commenting because I think you are frickin' hysterical!" You would think that would stop her in her tracks and cause her to gaze in awe at her wonderfully commentful mother. But she just laughed and dropped the remote.

My son who should really appreciate the wonder that is me has not veered away at all from riding the dog around the house or smearing yogurt all over the couch even when confronted with the comment from Vered "You KNOW I would leave a comment on your blog regardless of a giveaway!" I mean that proves I'm cool right?

Even my Hubby who can even read the comments has not picked up his smelly socks or taken out the garbage even when confronted with Sara's comment "Me, me pick me..........PICK ME"

Heathens all of them just wait until I rule the blog universe then they shall see yes then they shall see. (Please insert maniacal laughter here)

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Bathtime Horrors

Last night I was having a great time with B and S. S was screeching and B was busy eating dinner. I picked up S to give her a little snuggle when suddenly my wonderful little boy was replaced with a horrible back talking monster.

Here is an enactment of my horrible night:

OK, honey please take off your clothes its bath time.

No! You take off your clothes!

Honey, that's not a nice way to talk to Mommy. Now lets go.

NO! You're not nice!

OK enough back talk. Take off your clothes (I loving grab him and begin to strip him...lovingly)

NO! You take off your clothes! Eeekkkkeeee (Horrible ear splitting wining sounds commence) NO NO NO NO NO!!! Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!

Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!

Sweetie now you've got the baby crying! PLEASE GET IN THE BATH !

NO! YOU GET IN THE BATH! Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!
There is a horrible mad scramble where we both end up getting in the bath.

YOU GOT WATER IN MY EYES! THEY'RE BROKEN! YOU BROKE MY EYES MEAN MOMMY! NOT NICE!

Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!

(I begin deep breathing like I did in labor)

Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew! (Water goes everywhere)

Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!

OK HONEY! YOU BETTER CALM DOWN! MOMMY'S GETTING MAD!(The breathing didn't work in labor either)

Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!

Hi everyone I'm home!


Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!

Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!

Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!



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