Last night I was having a great time with B and S. S was screeching and B was busy eating dinner. I picked up S to give her a little snuggle when suddenly my wonderful little boy was replaced with a horrible back talking monster.
Here is an enactment of my horrible night:
Honey, that's not a nice way to talk to Mommy. Now lets go.
NO! You're not nice!
OK enough back talk. Take off your clothes (I loving grab him and begin to strip him...lovingly)
NO! You take off your clothes! Eeekkkkeeee (Horrible ear splitting wining sounds commence) NO NO NO NO NO!!! Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!
Sweetie now you've got the baby crying! PLEASE GET IN THE BATH !
NO! YOU GET IN THE BATH! Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew!
There is a horrible mad scramble where we both end up getting in the bath.
YOU GOT WATER IN MY EYES! THEY'RE BROKEN! YOU BROKE MY EYES MEAN MOMMY! NOT NICE!
(I begin deep breathing like I did in labor)
Eeeeeekkwweewwwweeeeew! (Water goes everywhere)
OK HONEY! YOU BETTER CALM DOWN! MOMMY'S GETTING MAD!(The breathing didn't work in labor either)
Hi everyone I'm home!