Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Alice My Alice

I love Alice. I need Alice. When you were a kid watching the Brady Bunch Alice she was a staple yes but as I've gotten older and had kids I find myself thinking about Alice a lot more. She was the real hero of the show.

Do you think Ms. Brady could have looked so damn put together each morning without Alice No way! Could she have happliy helped Marsha through her broken nose while not screaming at Bobby for throwing the ball in the house and not with holding sex from Mike each night for working too late and leaving her with all the kids? No Way! Alice made this all possible.

I think if Alice came to live with me I might be able to handle it all a bit better. The last few days I feel like I am walking through cotton just barely holding it all together. If I had Alice she would be sweeping the cotton in my head up into a neat ball and storing it away to stuff some new pillows she just sewed for the kids room.

I love Alice. I need Alice. Alice forget Sam the butcher I'm here for you.

Thanks so much to I've Changed My Name to Mommy for the new wonderful template. I love It!


Madge said...

Alice Alice Alice. I'm thinking of starting a rent-an-Alice business. who wouldn't go for that?

We are THAT Family said...

Yes, if I had an Alice, I'd send her over. You need her worse than I do with a sick baby!

Stacey Huston said...

Love you new template and layout. How upbeat and fun. If you look far enough inside I think we all have a little Alice in us.. Just have to find her and let her out is all.( I know easier said than done at times.)
Hope your week gets better..

Colleen said...

I love the new template!

I love madge's idea. I'd rent an Alice and my kids aren't sick!

Sorry to hear the lil' girl is on those ucky treatments! I'm sending some strength your way!

postacademic said...

I hope S. is feeling better. Poor little thing!

WillThink4Wine said...

Alice was very cool! I can't imagine how luxurious that would be!

Richard said...

Followed you over here to say Yes, it's true. To find out what happened when I clicked go here.


Be thankful you resisted the temptation. You sound just like my wife who will touch everything with a "Do Not Touch" sign on it. Very cute and charming till you get arrested.


Richard said...

Hey I was just kidding about being arrested. You sounded so serious when you commented at my blog.


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Person(Also Known As Mommy) said...

You're welcome-I'm glad that you are enjoying the new layout =)

Anything Alice-esque I can do for someone else!

trying said...

ooh i want an alice too. If you find one can we share her? I'm just a bridge or two away from you!

i love the new template. hope your little ones are doing well

Heidi said...

*sigh* what a nice thought. I need an Alice too.
LOVE the new look! The header with the martini glass....super cute! :)

HRH said...

Please send me an Alice-clone too. I love your new look...fancy!

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