Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Adventure of Insane Mommy Part 2

Welcome to the adventures of Insane Mommy. Once a mild mannered married lady named Suzie. Now with the birth of her two children at the sign of any illness or distress in her children she can become :

Insane Mommy!
Stronger than a bad smell.
Faster than a spiking fever.
Able to leap to ridiculous conclusions in a single bound.
Its malaria its a flesh eating bacteria no it's Insane Mommy!

This week mild mannered Suzie is getting ready to take baby S for her 6 month check up.

Hi doctor. Great to see you here's S.

What do you mean she's in the 50th percentile for height? Is that bad is she too tall? Too short? Is she shrinking? Oh My God its all my fault!

What she can have solid food now? Are you crazy! She's just a little baby! What if she has an allergic reaction? What is she chokes on the baby food? She's fine the way she is!

Wait! What what are you gonna do? Get away from my baby! Give me the shot instead! She's perfect the way she is! I know this is gonna make her sick!

Oh my gosh now she's crying! Oh my gosh she's sick I know it!

What? What do you mean she's done? We can go?



Madge said...

childbirth removes all hope of logic.

Anonymous said...

Be strong Wonder Mommy. Be strong.

You can do it!

FRIGGA said...

Haha, that was very cute! I hope she got a lollipop and lots of kisses!

Lazy Daisy said...

Girlfriend, you can go from a cold to malaria in an nano second. You are a wonder! Welcome to only get good at it once the kids have grown up and left.

the teach said...

Ah, Suzie, things get better and better. So they tell me but I think they're lying! :D

WillThink4Wine said...

I think the release form at the hospital actually has a clause disclosing that all new mothers trade all reason and logic for maternal love, intuition and worry. Surely you remember signing it? Perhaps they neglected to fully explain that part.

We are THAT Family said...

That was funny. I never know what I'm going to get, but that's why I like it and keep coming back!

HRH said...

Bless this mommy!

postacademic said...

As the only non-mother on this comments page, I'll make the bar run and send you all frozen drinks fed-ex, with my cat.

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