Stronger than a bad smell.
Faster than a spiking fever.
Able to leap to ridiculous conclusions in a single bound.
Its malaria its a flesh eating bacteria no it's Insane Mommy!
This week mild mannered Suzie is getting ready to take baby S for her 6 month check up.
Hi doctor. Great to see you here's S.
What she can have solid food now? Are you crazy! She's just a little baby! What if she has an allergic reaction? What is she chokes on the baby food? She's fine the way she is!
Wait! What what are you gonna do? Get away from my baby! Give me the shot instead! She's perfect the way she is! I know this is gonna make her sick!
Oh my gosh now she's crying! Oh my gosh she's sick I know it!
What? What do you mean she's done? We can go?