A Letter To Share Holders

(Warning this post is a little racy, in sort of the stupid variety)

My hubby is running for the board of our co-op. Usually no one runs. in fact he served last year because no one else ran and they asked him to serve. But for some reason this year the competition has heated up. People are going door to door trying to get votes. They are making fliers to slip under every ones doors. Its like a Hillary and Obama fight right in our very own building. I told my hubby if he wants to serve he better write a letter too. I guess I've sort of ended up nagging him a little because yesterday after several email on the subject I received this in my email with the heading A Letter To Shareholders :

How's this,

I wanted to introduce myself to you. My name is Hubby and I am running for a position on the board. I have lived in the building since 2001. I live with my wife, Dr. Suzie, and my two little children, B and S.

But there's a lot more you don't know me about me. For example, I have an enormous Johnson. Enormous. People come from far away to play ring toss with it.

Please vote for me.

Suzie - what do you think?

What can I say? I don't know if it will help him get elected but he may be awfully popular in the building from now on.