Friday, April 4, 2008

A Letter To Share Holders

(Warning this post is a little racy, in sort of the stupid variety)

My hubby is running for the board of our co-op. Usually no one runs. in fact he served last year because no one else ran and they asked him to serve. But for some reason this year the competition has heated up. People are going door to door trying to get votes. They are making fliers to slip under every ones doors. Its like a Hillary and Obama fight right in our very own building. I told my hubby if he wants to serve he better write a letter too. I guess I've sort of ended up nagging him a little because yesterday after several email on the subject I received this in my email with the heading A Letter To Shareholders :

How's this,

I wanted to introduce myself to you. My name is Hubby and I am running for a position on the board. I have lived in the building since 2001. I live with my wife, Dr. Suzie, and my two little children, B and S.

But there's a lot more you don't know me about me. For example, I have an enormous Johnson. Enormous. People come from far away to play ring toss with it.

Please vote for me.

Suzie - what do you think?

What can I say? I don't know if it will help him get elected but he may be awfully popular in the building from now on.

14 comments:

Madge said...

He may have a serious career in politics....

you have to let us know if he wins.

WillThink4Wine said...

Sure Ring Toss, but can he Bowl?

FRIGGA said...

Oh, that's funny! Good luck, I hope he wins ;-)

Paul and Michele said...

Hell, I'd vote for him!

Anonymous said...

Dang! or should I say..'Dong!'
Love
T

Anonymous said...

I'm going to bring my ring toss kit.

He sounds over qualified.

Colleen said...

HA HA HA HA HA!

At least now I know my hubby isn't the only one who does stuff like that! Only my hubby makes up obscene lyrics to songs and murmurs them under his breath to me in the car. It long ago ceased to be funny - I tell him I'm waiting for the day that the 3 yr old overhears him and repeats it!

the teach said...

Barb, (willthink4wine) has got it right! LOL! You should always want a guy on the board (pun intended) with a sense of humor!

forgetfulone said...

That was hilarious! You guys must have an exciting building.

Gerbil said...

Heh heh heh. Awesome. Seriously awesome.

HRH said...

Whatever works...lol

Marlee said...

Hahaha!! I LOVE it! You're so lucky to have a hubby with a sense of humor...(and an enormous Johnson)! ;)

We are THAT Family said...

My hubby would never complain about what I posted-unless it was that! Good luck in the big race!

Suzie said...

Notice- This notcie has been hubby approved.

 
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