Better Than the Pill

My friend came over for a glass of wine after work yesterday. She and her husband are trying to have a baby and my son absolutely loves her. She came in and was greeted by the usual cast of characters. B immediately talked her ear off and the dog was leaping and crying even little S gave her a happy coo.

She sat down and I gave her a glass and the dog sat at her feet it was a happy homey scene. As we talked the dog started scratching and then he started licking. Before we knew it B was jumping up and down screaming "Look at his penis!" Yes, my dog had a big red dog woody, my son highly impressed by this action decided to take off all his clothes and jump up and down on the chair naked. S laughed and then proceeded to projectile vomit all over the room and all over me. The dog always one to get in on the act also began throwing up. B ran around screaming ,"Yuckies yucky." and tried to dance in the vomit.

I sat back took a slug of my wine and asked how the baby making was going.

I am sure my house is a real inspiration for conception.