Friday, April 25, 2008

Better Than the Pill

My friend came over for a glass of wine after work yesterday. She and her husband are trying to have a baby and my son absolutely loves her. She came in and was greeted by the usual cast of characters. B immediately talked her ear off and the dog was leaping and crying even little S gave her a happy coo.

She sat down and I gave her a glass and the dog sat at her feet it was a happy homey scene. As we talked the dog started scratching and then he started licking. Before we knew it B was jumping up and down screaming "Look at his penis!" Yes, my dog had a big red dog woody, my son highly impressed by this action decided to take off all his clothes and jump up and down on the chair naked. S laughed and then proceeded to projectile vomit all over the room and all over me. The dog always one to get in on the act also began throwing up. B ran around screaming ,"Yuckies yucky." and tried to dance in the vomit.

I sat back took a slug of my wine and asked how the baby making was going.

I am sure my house is a real inspiration for conception.

7 comments:

Michele said...

Thank you, I needed a laugh right about now! If I were still childless, this scene would scare me away from being a parent for sure!

the teach said...

I think more young women should have such an experience before they go blindly into having kids! :D

WillThink4Wine said...

Perhaps you should charge admission, sort of like a "Scared Celebate" for engaged couples or teenagers thinking they're old enough for pre-marital sex! You'd be providing a great public service and get paid for sitting back and enjoying a glass of wine! Hmmm... perhaps you could even franchise the idea!

Suzie said...

I love it willthink4wine. Wanna go into business with me?

Colleen said...

I love the business idea, too. You could open a Milwaukee location in my home! It could be a franchise!

forgetfulone said...

Wow! That is inspiration for baby-making. Or is it "family prevention?" Seriously, though, that's what everyone's house is like that has little kids! Well, maybe not everyone. tee hee! I just noticed that you "run a school" and have your "phd." I only have my master's, and at this point, with the way TX education is going, I don't think I'll ever use my principal's certification! You are a brace momma!

HRH said...

This made me laugh very hard. If that doesn't do it for her...send her my way and I'll finish off the job.

 
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