Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I Am the Empress of the Blog Universe!!!

Oh OH Oh! So many comments. My precious my comments. I'm all a flutter. I can barely blog through all the greedy laughter all of your comments have created. I now realize I am one of the in crowd, I am one of the cool kids yes maybe I am empress of the BLOG WORLD!!!!!!! Yes I may have had to bribe some of you to comment promising you the riches of Baby Einstein DVDs but no matter it does not tarnish this moment. I AM JUST SO COOL.

I have tried to convince my family of this. As little S sits in the dog water bowl getting ready to drop the TV remote in the water I shout "Little baby do you know who I am? It is I Suzie the cool gal who got 29 comments yesterday. Please do not drop that TV remote in the dog bowl. Did you not read the Laundress's comment who said "I am not commenting because I want the giveaway...I'm commenting because I think you are frickin' hysterical!" You would think that would stop her in her tracks and cause her to gaze in awe at her wonderfully commentful mother. But she just laughed and dropped the remote.

My son who should really appreciate the wonder that is me has not veered away at all from riding the dog around the house or smearing yogurt all over the couch even when confronted with the comment from Vered "You KNOW I would leave a comment on your blog regardless of a giveaway!" I mean that proves I'm cool right?

Even my Hubby who can even read the comments has not picked up his smelly socks or taken out the garbage even when confronted with Sara's comment "Me, me pick me..........PICK ME"

Heathens all of them just wait until I rule the blog universe then they shall see yes then they shall see. (Please insert maniacal laughter here)

21 comments:

Heather said...

You ARE the empress of the blog universe! You ALWAYS get a ton of comments girl!

I might be a little jealous.

Marilyn said...

They just. Don't. Get it do they.....
Well, don't you worry, WE know who we're dealing with and we are just happy that someone so frikkin' cool is OUR "IF"!!
(Thats internet friend in case ya didn't know. My daughter told me so)

Have a GREAT day : )

Kristin H. said...

I feel so honored to know you. You truly are a master (mistress?) of the universe.

texasholly said...

DUH. I mean WE all knew it. It took you long enough to accept the title.....

Can I be a minion? Really. I have always wanted to be one.

forgetfulone said...

Empress, Duchess, QUEEN! Shoot for the moon, girl! You are frickin' hilarious, and like I said yesterday, I'd comment just because I think you're great.

Tales From the Eurovan said...

If I were you, I'd print a copy of all the comments and carry it around. You never know when it might come in handy, like when you're in a horribly long line at the bank or your co-workers just aren't getting your greatness. Take care and thanks for the laughs! Julie

Ren said...

You're fantastic! I bow down to the comment queen!

Susan said...

I love comments. I love leaving them, I love receiving them and I love reading them. I didn't comment on that last post, because I don't know anyone with babies to give the video to. (This is my way of telling you that I would have won) Rock on, Oh, Thou Queen of Comments. We bow to you.
Hugs, etc.

Kmommy said...

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy ;) awful Wayne's World impression I know.

Vered said...

Glad to see you in a good mood today... comments do have a way of doing that, don't they? ;-)

Kate said...

I think your family is delusional.

Even without giveaways - I will comment.

WillThink4Wine said...

You so need a crown!

The Mrs. said...

You are the high empress of the blog world. Can I be your court jester?

So is this the way to get more comments... I shall do a giveaway of my own soon!

MamaGeek said...

I bow down to your highness.

forgetfulone said...

And just to show you how much I think of you, I have an award for you!

Veronica said...

I think they should start paying attention. Don't they realise that you will just blog about them if they don't?

the teach said...

Suzie, don't wait around for the people closest to you to appreciate that you BLOG. Most people I tell don't even know what I'm talking about... Of the people in my classes (about 30 ladies of a certain age, 2 read my blog. Noone in my family gives a fump that I blog. You are Empress of the Blog Universe to me and all the others who comment! :)

Sarah said...

I just found you the other day and will be sticking around.

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Can I say I knew you way back when?

And consider this a threat, hubby: If you don't pick up your socks we're going to leave Suzie meeeeen comments about you! So THERE!

gmmtome@gmail.com said...

Suzie, oh sweet, sweet Suzie, tell me about these comments of which you speak. For I, Gray Matter, am still relegated to sitting with the band geeks.
I pretend that I don't blog for the comments, but that's about as true as men saying they look at Playboy for the articles. You are my new hero.

Oh, and it's because of YOUR comment on So What Do You Do All Day that I found you.

Let me know when I can join you at the cool table. Until then, toodles.

Amber said...

Hubby better pick up those socks...now there's 21 comments!

You're hilarious!

 
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