I HATE MY PRINTER!!! It is a mean ugly printer that is obviously out to get me. Ask me go on ask me what I have been doing for the last two days. Sadly enough I have been trying to get my printer to print. I'm not sure if its having an identity crisis maybe now it thinks it is a bread machine and not a printer maybe that's why it will not print but if that was the case shouldn't I be greeted each morning with a nice sour dough roll or some sliced pumpernickel. I keep waiting but no. My printer does not think it is a bread machine. Maybe it giving me the cold shoulder for some passing cartridge comment. Well printer I didn't mean it. I'm sorry please please print....
Obviously I am loosing it. What gal in her right mind would spend 48 hours trying to fix a misguided printer? What girl would dream solutions in her sleep which would obviously be greeted with failure in the morning when her paper weight of a printer would stare at her in disgust and laugh at her sad attempts at trying to get her to print.
I don't care printer! You wont break me. I am stronger than that.
In other news I am going to the DMV tomorrow. If you turn on your TV tomorrow and see a girl being escorted out of the DMV in a straight jacket with a printer under her arm and laughing hysterically just turn the channel. Please don't watch my shame.
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My printer mocks me too sometimes.
Good luck at the DMV. Hope it goes better than last time.
Oh no. The dreaded DMV. I think they're in cahoots with the printer. And why is it the printer acts up when you absolutely need something printed immediately??? Maybe that is just mine...
Printers are all possessed.
Good luck with the DMV!
ugh. the printers can be sooo frustrating. hope yours start cooperating soon.
the dmv? hang in there! don't let the suck you into their madness!
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I'm afraid your printer is either on vacation or on strike.
OH woman, you crack me up.
Sheesh, good luck at the DMV. You are having a bad week. What's next..dentist?
Please be careful at the DMV. Don't end up in prison or anything.
The DMV! Be careful. The camera they use for photos will certainly be out to get you.
Broken electronics and the DMV? That is too much for any one woman.
Have you considered the possibility that the DMV has used a trojan horse to take control of your printer? Just a thought.
I hate all printers. They are SO annoying and always stop working when you need them most.
Well, I hope they let you blog in prison... LOL 2 days of printer insanity AND the DMV? Recipe for disaster I say! lol
Oh God, I despise the DMV. I mean I really hate it.
I'm glad you stopped by this week! I've missed you, and I'm sorry my blog is such a pain to load. I have no explanations though. Stupid technology.
I hated my printer so bad I gave it away. Now I miss it.
mmm the dmv that should be fun.
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