Now the Dog Is Upset Too

Now I know my baby is just fine. Yesterday S was crawling around in my living room. She was picking up and choking on every little scrap of spare paper she could find. Paper so small that most people would need an electron microscope to even see it but my little S is super skilled in the art of finding tiny tiny little scraps of paper and getting then stuck in her throat. Its sort of a gift. Anyway S was on one of her many of her crawl away missions when suddenly the holy grail of thing to put in her mouth struck her eye. She crawled with such glee and abandon one would think she was on her way to collect her Nobel Prize in gumming research. She reached her goal and screamed with glee before shoving... wait for it...dog food into her mouth. Lots of dog food as many pieces of dry tasty dog food as would fit in her little mouth. My dog began to bark in outrage as my husband and I made the dash across the apartment to her as she flapped her little hands and bounced with joy at the tasty morsels. Now some might think this is a sure sign of tumors or brain damage or even a little stupidity but I now know she is just a normal little baby out to eat every disgusting thing she can find.

Lets play Why Didn't Suzie Blog on Friday:

Why didn't Suzie blog on Friday was it because:

A. She was on a surprise trip to the Caribbean?

B. She was crowned Mrs. America and went to collect her crown?

C. She discovered the truth about JFK and was dodging FBI agents trying to gun her down before she published the truth?

D. Because her entire family was struck with such a horrible stomach bug that she was vomiting pizza out her nose while lying on the bathroom floor mentally trying to levitate clean sheets to help B who was also throwing his guts up.

Give up? The answer is D! Yes D! Yes she ended her stellar week with the stomach bug from hell. Weee!! If you won give yourself 10 points and use lots of hand sanitizer who knows how you get this thing.