Friday, March 13, 2009

My Daughter Has Skills

I don't know if I should write about this but I am impressed with my daughters ingenuity. So please dear readers do not be offeneded but as you know my kids are a little on the gross side.

Dinner was not a big success at my house last night. After they were done throwing the dinner of rice and sloppy Joe's around the cries of I'm still hungry echoed through my kitchen. In response I gave my son and daughter four pretzels each (a very big treat). They were thrilled and ran around in pretzel joy.

After a little while it was bath time. Little S stood up and looked very uncomfortable and started crying and patting herself. Finally she sat down and plop plop plop the pretzels popped to the surface. Apparently she had stored her pretzels for later like a little drug mule. Don't ask me how she did it. But yes she did. She grabbed the pretzels and shoved them in her mouth and was very unhappy with the results.


Well with the way her college fund is doing these days I think training in the drug mule business might not be such a bad idea. Hey at least she has skills.

25 comments:

The Mrs. said...

wow, you start em young at your house.

Ren @ The Land of Ren said...

ROFL!!! You gotta start somewhere. BWHAHAHA!

Rebecca Ramsey said...

Whoa. She is talented!

Susan said...

Were they straight, or of the twisted variety? Either way this is a one of a kind post.

Embee said...

That is just too funny.

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

That is wild! I am cracking up. This is going to be a GREAT story for when she's, oh, 16 or so. You can always rent her out to Columbian drug lords. They're never going to check a toddler at the airport!

April said...

OMG! haha! my son does it with cheerios sometimes, but pretzels?! that's impressive!

Valarie Lea said...

Oh my gosh!! Haahahahaha :)

adrienne said...

LOL! You must be grateful for having kids that provide you with that much blog fodder.
Can't help but wonder what kind of pretzels...

April said...

I can't stop laughing!

Vered - MomGrind said...

I'm speechless!

Helen said...

I think your Little S sounds completely adorable!!! How's the eye?

Laurie | Express Yourself to Success said...

Wow. Do you think she'll do it again?

Let us know how she reacts when you tell her in 15 years. Make sure you do it when her friends are around! ;)

Cat said...

Wait...let me get this straight...you kid put her pretzels in her butt? Really? That is pretty amazing...and horrifying. I'll never look at a pretzel the same way again!

Sarah said...

That is spit-your-drink-out funny...

Kate Coveny Hood said...

It sounds like she could have a very promising future in drug smuggling...

Person(also known as Mommy) said...

This was too funny-though I will never again be able to look at pretzels without wondering how someone could fit them in their butt. (I mean, were they salted? Twisted? OUCH!)

Thanks for the good laugh, and good luck to S in her future business endeavors :)

honeypiehorse said...

WOW. Impressive.

Ali said...

Wow. That is special.

Chimera said...

I am never eating pretzels again.

Maria said...

Your Little S cracks me up. I am curious where she comes up with these ideas??

Pam said...

That is some interesting pretzel your kid can offer up to guests - offer up full stop! Most kids just hand the plate around like Mommy asks.I'm just used to the soap floating to the surface with kid's baths. Do you entertain much at your house? Just curious y'know.You could give the kids pocket money for being entertaining, but I'd hate to think where it might end up.

Debbie said...

I have two headed off to school without most of their college funds. Wish they had skills like this:)

The Laundress said...

Ha! Atta Girl!

Jess Mistress of Mischief said...

Oh MY ROTFLMAO!!! This one is PRICELESS!!!

 
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