My eye hurts. I don't know why. I just woke just this morning and there it was stinging away. Now I am not the sort of person to get crazy about small things. I'm just a go with the flow type of gal. Its a good thing I'm not one of those crazy nuts who blow everything out of proportion because if I was these are some things I might have thought happened to my peeper:
- I was abducted by aliens and they implanted a chip in my eye so they could find me later. Hey its better than the anal probe.
- I scratched my eye during a fight with a vampire. After the fight my memory was erased so I would not tell anyone of their secret lair.
- I'm actually a super hero while I sleep and I wear colored contacts to hide my secret identity. They make my eyes ache sometimes but saving those puppies and seven babies was totally worth it.
- During the night a fertile bug deposited eggs in my Corina. In a few weeks they will hatch like the movie aliens and take over the earth
- I'm possessed and the demon is trying to get out through my eye
- The kids did something bad bad bad
- Because of fear of the recession unbeknowst to me my hubby rents out my eyes while I sleep to make some extra cash. The person who used it last night was not careful and scratched it He will not be getting his security deposit back.