Monday, September 8, 2008

Dinner and Keanu

I am really mad. Last night I was having a dream where Keanu Reeves was trying to pick me up. We were in some very clean very large house. (Don't ask just go with it) He was flirting and holding my hand. The next thing I knew we were kissing.

I said "You know I just had a baby my stomach is flabby and my boobs are leaky. I just don't think I'm your type."

Keanu said, "You are the sexiest woman I have ever seen. Everything about you turns me on."

I fell into his arms ready to give him my flower of love (thats the best I could do this is a family blog after all) when suddenly there was a knock on the door. I tore myself away from Keanu's embrace and walked to the door.

There was my hubby, son and dad standing in the door way. "We want dinner!" They whined. "But I'm here with Keanu he wants me. He thinks I'm sexy. Order out!"

"No! You cant be with Keanu you're a married woman you have responsibilities and you need to make dinner."

I was so mad I woke myself up turned over and yelled at my hubby, "Do you know who that was? It was Keanu Reeves! Make your own damn dinner!"

My poor hubby sat there looking stunned as I turned over in a huff and went back to sleep.

28 comments:

Rebecca Ramsey said...

Ha ha!
You are too funny.

Susan said...

You nut! What did you eat last night?

WillThink4Wine said...

I'm more of a Harrison Ford kind of dreamer! hahaha!

Kristin H. said...

You poor, poor thing....

Kate Coveny Hood said...

That's hilarious. I had a similar dream right after I had my first baby, and just as things were getting good, I started to hear a baby crying. I couldn't for the life of me figure out where that noise was coming from....until of course I realized I was just dreaming and was sucked back into the real world screaming NOOOOOOOOO. I wish we had a little more control over our dreams - but then we might never want to be awake!

Ren said...

LOL!

Mark Salinas said...

Very funny...maybe some exotic food for dinner last night? :0

THopgood said...

Oh what I would give to have a dream like that of Michael Scofield from Prison Break....

*sigh*

soleil said...

Haha!! You're too funny! Your poor husband :)

Valarie said...

Bwahahahahaha! Oh now thats good. :)

My Wonderful Men said...

What a great dream, I see where the anger is coming from. And I don't blame you.

I only dream like that about ex's - yuck! Why I don't know.

Mrs Parks said...

Man, if I were you I'd take a nap today and try to find him and apologize for your inconsiderate family....
You may still have a chance!

Vodka Mom said...

that's too damn funny! I'd throw my hubby over in a HEARTBEAT if old Viggo Mortenson showed up!!!!!!!

Vered - MomGrind said...

Families are SO demanding.

:-)

The Laundress said...

Damn husbands...where do they come off?

adrienne said...

Yeah, what are you eating before bed? I'll have whatever you're having.

Brooke said...

Ha, I love those dreams...up until the family starts interfering.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

get up make dinner and send Keneau to my house. Thats why you should keep TV dinners in the house for emergencies like this.

the teach said...

Suzie, you told me to "Go Tammy!" I'm Mary! Ha! :)

the teach said...

Suzie, no wonder you called me Tammy... all taken up with Keanu! :)

Heather said...

There's a line in one of my kids' favorite Veggie Tales videos, where Little Joe is telling everyone about his weird dream, and his Dad says, "Maybe you should lay off the bratwurst before bed."

Hmmm....did you eat German food last night?

Annie said...

LOL! I don't know what was more awesome - the dream, or you yelling at your hubby.

Did you explain it to him the next morning?

themommykelly said...

My goodness. That is hysterical. That must have been quite a surprise for Hubby.

carla said...

Friggin HILARIOUS and, in my mind, Keanu circa Bill & Teds ;)


Miz.

TattingChic said...

ROFLOL! Poor hubby, but that was a great story!!!

Kmommy said...

LOL!!! Hilarious! I just love Keanu :)

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! This is the funniest thing I've ever heard! If I was with the Keanu Reeves aka the sexiest guy in Hollywood, I would have told hubby to oder a pizza for him & the kids and go see a movie so I could be alone with Keanu! Keanu is the only guy I'd leave my husband for..lol.

April said...

My fave part is the actual waking of your hubs to yell at him!

 
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