Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Operation Bobo-Day 6- B Speaks

Hello my name is B and I am a bobo addict.

Its been a long six days without the bobos. At first I thought they were kidding when they talked about taking it away. I mean who in their right mind would live without the wonderful feeling of sucking on a piece of plastic. Maybe that's why mom is so tense. You should see her. All I do is grab my sister around her neck and take her for a drag around the room and my mom starts yelling. She's the one who needs a bobo.

They gave me a big boy bed (which they went on and on about) and in trade because I was a"big boy"they took away my delicious bobo's. What kind of trade is that? Its not like they gave me a rocket ship or some ATT stock. They wont even let me drive the car by myself. Nope now I just have this big ugly bed instead of my wonderful crib and a big gaping hole in my heart for my lovely bobos.

I have a plan. Since they are the meanest parents in the world who deny their only son his treasured bobo's I will drive them nuts. I'll start with sleep deprivation. I will spend the nights chanting , "I want my bobo." at different high pitches. I figure if I can hit the right note while complaining I can wake up my parents the neighbors and even all the local dogs. I think I can keep it up all night long if I have to. I've been training. I know I'm that good.

If that doesn't work I will find all different ways to abuse my sister and the dog until they have to give in. If they think the whole head lock thing is bad they ain't seen nothing yet. I've been watching pro wrestling behind their back. I've perfected my inverted atomic drop and my cobra clutch slam will really get them talking.

They'll be sorry they ever made me give up my bobos. Just you wait and see.

23 comments:

Kristin H. said...

A signpost for what may be up ahead for S.

Mark Salinas said...

Well written! Thank you! :)

Heather said...

Oh, poor B. It does seem that you and S. are bearing the brunt of his pain though!

Vered - MomGrind said...

Well, you KNEW it was going to be a nightmare. :(

soleil said...

Aw, poor kid. Well, poor parents and poor sister and poor dog too. I hope he gets over it soon.

Ren said...

You poor woman, you. Makes me want to let Evie keep her binkies until she's a teenager. I hope you all get through this soon!

Valarie said...

It will get better just stick with it. I mean have you ever seen an 8 year old with a bobo? Hopefully it wont take that long, but it has to get better.

Rebecca Ramsey said...

Ooh. Scary.
But it will all be over soon.
Hang in there!

Brooke said...

It will all be over soon....maybe. Your son is a fabulous blogger!

April said...

I think B needs a 12-step program.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I think it is time for a Dr. Phil intervetion. lol

Mrs Parks said...

Poooooor Baby B.

I know!
Get him a puppy, That will take his mind off the bobo's... Heck, you could just name the puppy BoBo.

I'm full of good ideas, just ask me : )

The Laundress said...

Listen kid, you need to trust me on this...Addiction, it's a very serious business...

You don't want to be jonesin' for the BoBo all this time. Git yer mind off of it and start doing something productive like, well...I duuno..you see, I'm addicted too. I can't stop sucking my thumb....

Let's get together, I'll teach you how to do that...they can't take THAT away from you brother.

Call me...
Fa, (Daughter of The Laundress)

Kate Coveny Hood said...

Oh - I'm sorry! That sounds rough.

My Wonderful Men said...

It will get better, he's just going through withdraw.

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

Now I am buying extra pacis...

MamaGeek said...

Oh you poor thing! Let's hope this is another 'phase'. :)

Tina said...

im taking a guess here and thinking a bobo is what we call a dummy? lol ... so if it is:

oh no! my thoughts are with you mate. your gonna need luck and patience!!

and if its not:

Just ignore my crazy comment lol

Vodka Mom said...

Wait till you make him do his HOMEWORK after school you bitch. then we'll see some REAL whining.....

Veronica said...

Stay strong!

Colleen said...

Ha...at first I thought you took away TV (get it? The bobos on Diego?). Let's just hope he doesn't learn the Boston Crab!

Annie said...

Oh no...I don't know whether to say poor B or poor you!!

So I'm not a parent, and I have no idea what I'm talking about, so feel free to ignore - but if you get really desperate, can you tell him that Santa doesn't come for boys of X age that still have Bobo's?

(I know. I have no business being a parent, ever.)

forgetfulone said...

Doesn't sound like this is going easily. You will survive!

 
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