Monday, January 12, 2009

I Dont Feel Well

I am sorry I have not responded to anyone posts of late. I have been sick. Really sick. The kind of sick where you cant lift your head off the pillow. Where you wake up drenched in sweat and wondering where the hell you are. The kind of sick that should be reserved for bad people who enjoy poking small animals with sharp sticks.

After spending the last few days in a fever fog I awoke (not that I am better but I can now take a few steps without collapsing and asking for my mommy) to look around my apartment and realize it has been transferred to some hell dimension. A dimensions where sippy cups filled with rotten milk crunch under my feet. Where dirty diapers and old trays of take out food food never seem to quiet make it to the diaper basket. Where monster hell children run around insanely eating candy in dirty pajamas even though it is 3 pm and exhausted and crazed looking hubby rocks humming tunelessly to himself .

Last night I struggled through my fever fog to right the wrongs of the hell dimensions. I talked my poor hubby off the couch and let him run free in the fields of Sunday night football. I fought the and scaled the ugly mountains of trash. I tamed and dressed the hell children and even cooked them dinner.

So I guess the lesson here is Mommies can never ever get sick. Ever for any reason...But I gotta tell ya...I want my mommy..... I'm so sick

33 comments:

IB said...

Suzie,

I wondered where you went. I am sorry to hear you are feeling poorly. Get better soon!

IB

Ali said...

Bless him. I bet he tried his best but if he's like my husband it's hopeless. He has about a half-day of energy for being me, then it's all over. The only thing I can rely upon is that the children will be fed.
Hope you feel better soon.

Doublebanker said...

Sorry the sickness has got you down... hopefully you will be done for the season after you get done with this.

I've been lucky so far.

Rebecca Ramsey said...

Bless your heart.
I was sick last week and thought I might cough my lungs out. My dear husband tried to care for me and the family and ended up getting thoroughly depressed by the constant dirty dishes, cooking, cleaning (ha, his version of it--he can't see crumbs, apparently). I wanted to say "Welcome to my world, buddy" but I was afraid he might not bring me any more hot tea, so I behaved myself.
Hope you feel better soon!

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

If I lived closer I would come and clean for you and bring you a bowl of chicken noodle soup. You need to rest. Feel better soon!

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Yes, we all need a wife and a mommy.

Hope you feel better.

Ren said...

I'm sorry you're so sick, I hope you feel better soon! *hugs*

Cat said...

Why is it that daddies can't do for a few days what mommies do for years? It's astounding to me. I hope you feel better very soon. It sounds like your hubby is close to snapping.

Aunt LoLo said...

Oh no! I'm so sorry you;re sick. I'll send BBJ with chocolate, right away!

Erin, Nick and Merrick said...

Sending healty vibes your way!

Heather said...

You're right, Moms never get a break. Even if we're dying of malaria, we still have to cook dinner. Sad.

I hope you feel better soon!

Annie said...

Tis the season of germs, I guess. I hope you feel better soon!

Tay said...

Good luck! Being sick and a mommy sucks. It is just simply not right. I hope that you get better soon!

Valarie Lea said...

Aww bless your heart!! I have been there, I feel your pain.

onebrick said...

Oh, we can get sick....we just have to face what you did when we get back on our feet. Sometimes it just isn't worth it to take the time to be sick.

Hope you are feeling a little better today and thanks for stopping by to visit my blog. Totally uncalled for since you were so miserable.

Susan said...

So sorry you are sick. Hope you feel better soon. Hugs, Susan.

Erin said...

I'm sorry you are sick! You're right - the mom doesn't have the luxury of actually being sick. Things still have to get done. I hope you are feeling a little bit better today.

Debbie said...

I wondered what had become of you too. I am so sorry to hear you have been so sick. Hopefully, you will get better by leaps and bounds now. And you are so right, when mom gets sick, the whole house falls apart.

Kmommy said...

:( I hope you feel better soon!!

Marilyn said...

Someone should have called, I would have been right over with a hot dish and some bleach :)

I hope your feeling better soon.

Vered - MomGrind said...

I'm so sorry! I hope you get better soon. It's true... being sick is a luxury moms can't really afford.

Chimera said...

Awwww nooo! Not a fevver in YOUR apartment?? Its tooo small for a sodding fever!!! A fever needs a large four poster bed with a hunky man called Mr. Darochestor in a white shirt genlty feeding you broth and mopping your brow and NOT with diapers.
I am so sorry.
I would come over if I could.
You know I would.
T xxxxxx

April said...

aw, feel better soon!!!

adrienne said...

Sometimes it's hard to say what's worse - the sickness or the aftermath...
Hope you feel better soon.

Maggie said...

Bless your heart! I hope you get to feeling better!!

Pam said...

Hope you are feeling a lot better.I hate it when my back goes out and I can't do all that stuff.I've been known to shuffle around on my knees just to get rid of the crusty coffee cups, and that's not a good look.Every mother on the planet would sympathise with you!

Mama Smurf said...

Aw. I hope you feel better soon.

You must have missed that memo...mom's aren't allowed to get sick. ;)

April said...

I saw this great play once called Mommy Mommy the Musical Musical - they devoted a song to how moms can't get sick!
Hope you feel better soon.

tiff said...

Hope you are feeling better and better each day because you are right, Mummies can't get sick and if they do they have to pay the price.

The Mrs. said...

I hope you feel better soon. I feel your pain, I'm not feeling so hot. Like that "gee I hope I dont vomit on the person in line in front of me" hot.

Surely this will pass hang in there!

Chimera said...

How are you doing today darling Cuz?
You getting better?
Worried
T xx

honeywine said...

I'm betting you got it from a kid, right? It's a conspiracy! They get you sick and then wear down Dad (which is pretty easily accomplished) and they take over the world!!! lol

Mark Salinas said...

There you are....get some rest. :)

 
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