(Que Western music)
Scene- S and I are on a subway. I am wearing a ten gallon hat.
S is wearing a 1.5 gallon hat (do they make those?)
S is asleep in her carrier I am chewing on a piece of straw and leaning against the subway pole with my hat pulled down low over my head.
A crow caws in the background
Enter- A large mariachi band. They are dressed in black and silver.
They have on spurs and large black cowboy hats.
Each band member holds an instrument.
They stop and stare at the baby.
I tip my hat up and stare at the marichi band. I rest my hand on my baby's head ready to....ummm... draw?
The mariachi band grabs their instruments.
Shot of baby.
Shot of instruments
close up of baby
close up of instruments
Close up of me
Without a gun drawn or a horn tooted.
The mariachi band walks away.
Baby stays sleeping.
The fight has been won!