Monday, November 24, 2008

Fatty Fat Fat Strikes Again

Did I have a good weekend....hmmmm? Well my sister in laws bridal shower was this weekend. It was lovely and she looked great and the food was wonderful. My only complaint however was when I left the table for one minute I walked in on a conversation about how much weight I had gained since I had given birth to S.

You would think they would stop and have the decency to start talking about celebrity rehab or the latest Paris Hilton scandal when they noticed me.

Nope.

They continued the conversation.

Well it is hard to loose weight while nursing. She still has such a pretty face. Shame though.

Well that just made my day. I already felt very bad about a terrible dye job I had received (Whats so hard about light brown people?) And sitting in on a weight conversation about me was just as much fun as having toddlers redecorate my new couch.


I got mad and proceeded to eat several rolls and desserts in retaliation.

That'll show em

(I am feeling pretty blue right now. I would be very pleased to receive any empty compliments you may have especially concerning my looks. I know you've never really seen me so improvising and lies are totally welcome. Thank you)

36 comments:

We are THAT Family said...

What's so fantastic about the blog world is---we don't need to SEE you to know you're beautiful. We're getting to know you from the inside out.

Rebecca Ramsey said...

You are GORGEOUS! Sexy and beautiful and smart. I can tell it from your writing!
What's wrong with those people? They're just jealous. And rude. And they need to get their eyes checked.

laughin said...

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet."

Funny, I am feeling the fat too. I lost a ton of weight and used the weaning of DS as an excuse to stop dieting until I could really concentrate on dieting and not trying to figure out what to eat based on nursing. Yes, that is my excuse.

Mrs Parks said...

OH!
NO!
They Di'nt!

I have seen a picture of you, and sweet marie you are GORGEOUS!

Go to Wal-Mart today, it'll make you feel fabulous, like the prettiest girl in the world.
I promise.

Erin, Nick and Merrick said...

LOL on the Walmart comment!
I would have gone into a sugar enduced rage.
My great aunt called me on my birthday 2 years ago and said this, "Have a wonderful birthday darling, just don't gain anymore weight."
Screw them!

April said...

my compliments are never empty. you are fabulous and i look forward to seeing you in my reader (don't worry, i ALWAYS click through) as often as you will grace me with your presence. poo-poo on those people. better to have fat on your ass than between your ears.

Valarie Lea said...

Suzie, I my not have actually "seen" you with my eys, but I have with my heart and I know you are a beautiful, funny, smart, and down right wonderful person. I agree with the Wal-Mart comment, go there and it will make you feel better.

:)

April said...

Their conversation certainly says a lot more about them than it does about you. Being rude is very ugly.
YOU, my dear, are not rude, and therefore, not ugly. See? It's all logic!

April said...

I still need your address. Email me at admccaffery at gmail

Mark said...

You will have a fantastic day! :)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

First of all you can lose weight if ou want to or need to but how are they going to fix being ugly on the outside and inside. People like that are just ignorant. Give me their address. You are a beautiful mom and wife and woman of the world...

autumnesf said...

Wow.

I guess if you are "not fat" you are exempt from common curtousy and manners?

Bad form.

Erin said...

They must not have good manners. That's the only thing I can think of. Can someone offer them an etiquette class?

I'm so sorry. I am sure you are beautiful.

Kristin H. said...

All I can say is "what comes around goes around." Their words will bite them on the ass one day. I can gurantee it.

Tay said...

i agree with Kristen H. It will be sweet justice when they gain what they can't lose while you're sitting pretty and hottie hot. Honestly, how rude of them to be discussing not their own weight in the first place. The nerve.

Scintilla said...

I can honestly say that I have never seen you looking better!

They obviously haven't seen you the way we have. Thank you for brightening my days!

Kate Coveny Hood said...

It's amazing what family and "family friends" think makes for appropriate conversation. The good news is that you are married and have two beautiful children. If you didn't, you'd probably be walking in on conversations about how they worry about you becoming an "old maid." It's always something!

Oh right - and even though I've never seen you, I just know that you're ravishing!

Janel said...

Hello,
I just found your blog today! How sad that adult women act like little girls :( You should of said "God doesn't like ugly" and walk away.

This happens more often than you think. A few years ago I went to my aunts funeral and some cousins that I have not seen in several years said "we were looking for a thin blond...what happened to you"?

Janel in NJ
ccd4thgrade@yahoo.com

Tracy said...

I clicked through from A Wonderful, Crazy, Life...I am constantly struggling with my weight, it is so hard. I'm doing Weight Watchers now and actually enjoying it.

By the way, your ass looks great in those pants.

Misty said...

You know I feel a bond with you. Maybe it's because we both have children that lick inappropriate items and play in toilets. Regardless, I think you're fab!

I went through the same blue feeling you are experiencing when I came to the end of nursing my littlest. Luckily, I lost all the weight I had gained. Unfortunately, I lost it all from the boobage area. It's not always great to feel like a kid again!

Keep your spirits up! You're BEAUTIFUL!!

Susan said...

I can't believe you thought they were talking about you. You look fabulous with the new hair color and we all know how trim you stay from keeping up with the kids all day. You are what we all aspire to be. No way, luscious, they were not talking about our little Suzie. Hugs and Kisses, Sweetie.

p.s. Don't forget what Tyra said!!

Kate @ Life As I Live It said...

Wow. I'm sorry your day was ruined. Sometimes people seriously surprise me. I know they shouldn't, but they do.

Kate @ Life As I Live It said...

Wow. I'm sorry your day was ruined. Sometimes people seriously surprise me. I know they shouldn't, but they do.

Ren said...

Hello gorgeous!!! Don't worry about them, they're just jealous. You always look amazing and beautiful to us!

Brooke said...

What a bunch of dumb asses. You are a lovely, beautiful, funny, smart, witty, woman. I know what I would have told those "ladies" if I was there, but if I wrote it you may not be able to post my comment. ;)

Vered - MomGrind said...

I can't believe they did that.

Some people are idiots.

You know... when people feel the need to criticize others, it means they're unhappy. A happy person feels no need to put others down.

Tales From the Eurovan said...

Some people are rude and should be ignored. Don't listen to what they have to say. To everything there is a season. Weight comes and goes, ugly stays and that is what they are.

Heather said...

Oh Good Lord! Are you kidding me? What is wrong with people?

My favorite comeback for an encounter like that is, "Well, I can lose weight, but you'll always be (insert favorite adjective here - ugly, stupid, bitchy, whiny, annoying, whatever floats your boat!)

Not very Christian of me, but hey...I'm only human.

MoziEsmé said...

How very rude! At least i have the decency to hold such conversations in private! (Though I imagine that's what people are saying about me, too. very sad. I think I'll have some more chips while I contemplate that...)

adrienne said...

Sheesh...I think your friends are a little rude, but I am sure you look marvelous.

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

I could not believe how rude and mean that was of them. I've been there too and it still makes me angry what has been said to my face by my family about how I look. I think you are witty, funny and beautiful.

Annie said...

Just remember - you can diet and lose weight, and they'll still be catty bitches.

I'm sorry they did that to you. That's so hurtful. I would have stepped on their feet or something.

Ali said...

The fact that you are a beautiful person is clear in the way you attract us all here to read your words.

Those women are giant Bitchy McBitchalot's.

Ignore 'em. They're opinions mean nothing.

I wonder what makes them so nasty and insecure that they have to gossip and bitch about other people?

Kmommy said...

OMG, how awful and insensitive!
Its a good thing that you are so gorgeous after all and they had no idea what they were talking about.

Cat said...

You're more gorgeous with each passing day. Your fingers, especially. Those bitches, they might have little waists but they're awful in bed. WHORES. BAD WHORES. You're awesome, you're amazing, you're Queen of the Space Aliens. Men and androids bow before you, I am blinded by your beauty. I hope those big mean ladies get huge this season. Amen.

Chimera said...

For the first time I have to agree with most of the proceeding comments. I have actually seen you in the flesh and you are even better then in photographs. gorgeous and groovy and sexy as all hell.
Cuz xx (rather peed off on your behalf.)

 
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