Friday, November 21, 2008

Oh Where Has She Gone?

Where is Suzie? Where has she gone? She has not responded to my sassy stories. She has not commented. She has not twittered. She has not regaled us with her wit at all. Her blog page sits silently showing a Wordless Wednesday of days gone by. What's up?

Has she been abducted by a traveling green martians who have no children or husbands and like to drive in fast cars and think tummy flab is sexy?

Has she run away and joined a troop of high flying acrobats who have made her their queen and worship her by giving her foot rubs and frozen drinks and let her sleep late every morning?

Or did she in the throws of a cleaning frenzy try to remove the huge ugly scary looking dust particles and bits of old food and grime she saw in her clear mac key board with q tips and end up smashing the thing against the trash can rendering it useless and broken ?

One can only wonder.

23 comments:

Valarie Lea said...

Yeah, I am going with the high flying acrobats theory...

Rebecca Ramsey said...

Ooh. If it's the acrobat thing, please oh please Suzie, let me be your sister princess. I'd die for foot rubs and frozen drinks!
Becky

adrienne said...

Or did you spill a frozen drink on it while daydreaming about acrobats?

Cat said...

Wait, Susie who? Now I'm all concerned about Susie.

Cat said...

Re: salons
They always want to talk you into highlights or lowlights (huh?) or a "richer" shade of your natural color. Uh, no. That's totally what I ended up with, but still. NO

Liz said...

You probably wouldn't have smashed the keyboard if you had four hands, but unfortunately the surgeon who attached my extra two hands made me swear not to tell anyone who did it. ;)

Debbie said...

I also have my fingers crossed for the acrobat thing. Sounds great.

Ren said...

I hope it's not the keyboard one...I'll keep my fingers crossed for the acrobats!

Kmommy said...

LOL! I just noticed all the food crumbs in my laptops keyboard... and thought about cleaning it out. Then I just blew them out. OK, well that didn't work too well and they are still there. But I guess they aren't hurting anything at the moment.

My Wonderful Men said...

I think the abduction by green martians sounds really good. If there is room I'll send you my address so you all can come by and pick me up.

Annie said...

I was thinking secret option number D) Suzie quietly slipped away to a tropical island and was sitting on the beach in a chaise lounge while some hot dude named Paco rubbed her feet and another hot dude named Juan rubbed her neck, and yet another hot dude named Carlos brought her frozen drinks.

Oh wait...that's my fantasy.

I hope the right answer is not the keyboard one...

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Inquiring minds want to know? well you still have time to write to Santa.

Erin said...

I'm definitely voting for the high flying acrobat theory.

I hope you are doing okay!

Ali said...

Go the martians. Sounds like a lot of fun. Do you have their number?

I do get quite annoyed by my keyboard crumbage though. Hope you haven't really injured it in any serious way.

April said...

sounds a lot more interesting than my life...

Vodka Mom said...

If she ran away with Harrison Ford I will SO KICK HER ASS.

Vodka Mom said...

or Hugh. NOT my Hugh Jackman.......

MoziEsmé said...

I like the Martian theory myself...

forgetfulone said...

Well, we're wondering!

April said...

What? you mean, Suzie might have other things to do than blog?
Suzie, you won the game on my blog. Email me your address (you can get my addy from my blogger profile page) so I can send it to you.

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Ha! Love that Vodka Mom. Was it Santa's elves? Did they abduct you? They seem to be out extra early this year...

Mark said...

I hope you had an awesome weekend!

Tina said...

im likin the sound of those aliens!!!

 
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