Any Elves Out There?

Note to any Elves that may be blogging today:

Please feel free to sneak into my apartment while I'm on vacation and clean everything. I know you guys fix shoes so you never know cleaning may be a speciality too. The clutter in my apartment has reached such a new high that I feel the only way to concur it is to either move or rent a steam shovel. So any compulsively clean elves please feel free...really...

Please note: This does not include elves with:
a police record for burglary
crack problems
gang tattoos
or mice disguised as elves