The Tales of Fatty Fat Fat

So you can almost guess how the doctor's appointment went:



Maybe if you lost some weight your foot wouldn't hurt so much.




Must not say it....promised hubby..must not






I mean with all of that pressure on your foot who wouldn't have a problem?




I mean look at the guy he's fatter than me..must keep my cool





Well I'll give you a referral to a pediatrist but it should really be to a dietition. I mean really if you lost 10-20-30 pounds your foot will be right as rain.




Am keeping cool can do it. Just a few more minutes.





We may have to put you on crutches to take ALL that extra weight off your foot.



That's it. Stop saying I'm fat!!! Do you think I wanna be this size I just had a baby you rotten man! And look at you! You're no slimderella. Give me that referral you fatty!




And so it goes