Up The Hill Backwards: Top 10 reasons I have had to get off the phone

Thursday, June 12, 2008

To stop my son from licking the baby
To stop my son from licking the dog
To stop my son from peeing on the floor
To stop my son from peeing on the dog
To stop the baby from trying to French kiss the dog
To stop the baby from licking the dog (ahh I see a pattern developing)
To take a diaper off of the dog
To refill a sippy cup with chocolate milk no not that one the one in the box not not that one NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To take a sandel out of the toilet
Cause Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texasholly said...: I think you better get off the phone.

I actually told someone in some big customer service company that had put me on hold for a kazillion years that I needed to put her on hold so that I could clean up the cat puke that my boys just walked through. I am sure she thought I was super glamorous.; June 12, 2008 at 9:41 AM
Vered said...: "To take a sandal out of the toilet"

Ah, the joys of motherhood. :); June 12, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Stacey Olson said...: That's all?? I am surprised you even answer the phone.. lol; June 12, 2008 at 5:15 PM
Madge said...: why does everything go in the toilet but the stuff that is actually supposed to go in the toilet?; June 12, 2008 at 8:49 PM
Anonymous said...: This is my first visit to your blog and you just made pineapple juice come out of my nose from laughter...; June 16, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Kmommy said...: Why is it babies LOVE to lick and be licked in the mouth by dogs? Ewww!! :) My son D would chase the dog around with his mouth open. And baby B also gets much amusement out of the dog licking her...; June 17, 2008 at 10:56 AM