Today is my big presentation at the conference. I got so worked up about it I now have a blocked milk duct and I have managed to pull most of the muscles in my back and neck so I can only turn by swiveling my whole body. Obviously I am very worried so I have created a list of no no's so maybe I can move my neck a little and stop panicking.No No Rules for the Big Conference:
- Do not ask anyone if they need to go potty before we start
- Under no circumstances wipe any ones nose even if they really, really need it
- Do not sing any type of song consisting of a spiders assent to a water spout to get the peoples attention
- Do not threaten people who talk with a time out or withholding of apple juice
- Do not sniff any conference goers and ask if they needs a diaper change
- The #1 Rule: Do not nurse anyone even if they are fussy
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oh come on!!! you know some of these people need some of these things you have listed. you know they do!
OK, but can I at least have some cookies and milk? My nephew teaches 1st - 5th grade music. He seldom gets to really play the piano anymore... unless you count Chopsticks and scales.
hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!!! I think I hurt myself snorting coffee out my nose!
too funny.
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