Thursday, March 27, 2008

No No Rules

Today is my big presentation at the conference. I got so worked up about it I now have a blocked milk duct and I have managed to pull most of the muscles in my back and neck so I can only turn by swiveling my whole body. Obviously I am very worried so I have created a list of no no's so maybe I can move my neck a little and stop panicking.

No No Rules for the Big Conference:

  • Do not ask anyone if they need to go potty before we start
  • Under no circumstances wipe any ones nose even if they really, really need it
  • Do not sing any type of song consisting of a spiders assent to a water spout to get the peoples attention
  • Do not threaten people who talk with a time out or withholding of apple juice
  • Do not sniff any conference goers and ask if they needs a diaper change
  • The #1 Rule: Do not nurse anyone even if they are fussy


slow panic said...

oh come on!!! you know some of these people need some of these things you have listed. you know they do!

WillThink4Wine said...

OK, but can I at least have some cookies and milk? My nephew teaches 1st - 5th grade music. He seldom gets to really play the piano anymore... unless you count Chopsticks and scales.

Gerbil said...

hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!!! I think I hurt myself snorting coffee out my nose!

tammiemarie said...

too funny.

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